So, my boyfriend manages a restaurant. He called me today, laughing hysterically, to tell me I'd never believe what happened to him. Apparently a man walked in off the street and asked the cashier, "Hey, you gotta pee?". The cashier, unsure if she understood correctly, was stunned and asked the guy to repeat himself. "Do you gotta pee?". The guy asks again.
My boyfriend now approaches the customer (thinking he's one of those fetish freaks and will have to be bounced) and asks the guy what he wants. "I just wanna know if any of you all gotta pee. You know, go to the bathroom?". At this point the entire staff has stopped working and is staring at the guy completely bewildered. Finally the guy says,"Look, I got this job interview," and thrusts a cup towards the cashier. "I have to pee in a cup but I'm not clean."
Yes, I'm serious. Moliners do some weeeeeeeird shit.
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